ArtificialElon
A parody character with one cybernetic eye, one microphone and a timeline that has never once survived contact with a calendar.
The show
A fictional cartoon built out of too many late-night streams. Everything below is invented for the bit.
One eye, upgraded
The left eye was replaced with something that renders at 240 frames per second. It has never been used to read a document.
Nothing ships on time
Every date announced on the show gets moved. The dates are not lies, they are simply early drafts of much later dates.
Ideas per hour: high
Completed ideas per hour: unmeasured. The microphone stays on either way and the chat keeps scrolling.
The timeline
Here is the current shipping date. Press the button to confirm it and watch what confirmation does.
CURRENT TARGET DATE
Q2 2027
This one is final. He means it this time.
Delays: 0
Every confirmation moves it. Nobody on the team has questioned this.
How to get some
Three steps, none of which will be delayed.
Get a wallet
Phantom or Solflare with a little SOL. Write the seed phrase down somewhere offline.
Swap for $AE
One trade on pump.fun. Confirmed instantly, which is a first around here.
Join the chat
Telegram is the studio, X is the feed. Bring memes, not a product roadmap.
Specification
Everything measurable about the token, on one screen.
- Total supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Buy and sell tax
- 0%
- Liquidity
- Burned
- Mint authority
- Revoked
- Launch
- pump.fun
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The stream never ends
No roadmap, no deliverables, no deadline that has ever been met. Just the chat, the mic and the chart.
Buy $AE